[Insert Witty Remark]

my name's Nia, 50% Egyptian 50% Tongan.

I work in development... its not as sexy as the UN makes it out to be, its actually quite annoying.


I was a mango in my past life.
Who I Follow

rumbleroars:

avengenerds-assemble:

freakinmi:

I love Marvel movies. 

THIS WHOLE FANDOM IS ON DRUGS

OMG I CAN’T STOP LAUGHING

(via face-down-asgard-up)

caretarii:

jamoca5:

friendly reminder that you can say/do/be both.

Thank you ^^^

(via lacquerandcandy)

darkbluetile:

thebrownskingirl:

You are so used to your features, you don’t know how beautiful you look to a stranger.

I can’t believe I’m even more beautiful than I think I am this is incredible where’s my modeling contract

(via spaceballs-the-cat)

Asker Anonymous Asks:
omg if baby oil dissolves condoms what the fuck does it do to babies???
somethingwitty somethingwitty Said:

the-kellin-under-the-vic:

This may be shocking, but babies and condoms are made of different material

egyptianprincess:

burrmonkeys:

July 28th, 2014: Out and about in New York City

What the fuck

No

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOPE

This is how you turn up at someones wedding! From Oakland to Florida. 

(via polynesiandream)

gazzymouse:

[ Ryan Reynolds as Deadpool in Fox’s unreleased Deadpool movie test footage ]

(via -ryan)

-ryan:

SERIOUSLY, FOX? This is literally the Deadpool everyone wants. You’ve finally got something right! Now extend it to a movie, release it, and roll around in your giant piles of money!

exclusivelyselectedlingerie:

vintagevandalizm:

New swimsuit from Andrea Iyamah. Her swimsuits run pretty small so it was annoying having to send mine back to Canada for a bigger size. Glad to finally have one that fits.

Love this.

(via thelingerieaddict)

qawiya:

shiseido-red:

gandwarf:

i love grandmas so much

from Teta, Alf Marra directed by Mahmoud Kaabour

Teta knows what’s up.

ayeeee muy ma down for the cause. <3 :-* allahy 5aleeha ^__^

(via egyptianprincess)

youngblacksamurai:

ghdos:

mroldskoolswag:

titytwochainz:

thickienicki:

phattygirls:

WHAT JUST HAPPENED?

LMFAOOOO! I hate IG

OMFG

wtf 😐😑

I’ve been laughing at this shit all weekend.

*collapses*