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my name's Nia, 50% Egyptian 50% Tongan.

I work in development... its not as sexy as the UN makes it out to be, its actually quite annoying.


I was a mango in my past life.
Who I Follow
Forget stardust—you are iron. Your blood is nothing but ferrous liquid. When you bleed, you reek of rust. It is iron that fills your heart and sits in your veins. And what is iron, really, unless it’s forged?

You are iron.

And you are strong.

timothydelaghetto:

stacksbreadup:

So real

lmao NO WAY

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Develop a healthy relationship with food. If you’re hungry, eat. If you’re full, don’t eat. Eat vegetables to be good to your body, but eat ice cream to be good to your soul.

Take pictures of yourself frequently. Chronicle your life. Selfies are completely underrated. Even if the pictures are unflattering, keep them anyway. There will always be mountains and cities and buildings, but you will never look the same way as you did in that one moment in time.

Your worth does not depend on how desirable someone finds you. Spend less time in front of the mirror and more time with people who make you feel beautiful.

Close doors. Don’t hold onto things that no longer brings you happiness and do not help you grow as a person. It is okay to walk away from toxic relationships. You are not weak for letting go.

Forgive yourself. We all have something in our pasts that we are ashamed of, but they only weigh us down if we allow them to. Make amends with the old you and work every day to become the person that you’ve always wanted to be.
Tina Tran, Tips to being a happier you  (via exoticwild)

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uhmeliamay:

How I spent my time at Pompeii today

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sixpenceee:

oh my god

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thestuntkid:

Limited edition prints of Amanita and Angel of Death available in a new size. Both featuring my lovely friend Asphyxia Noir.

12”x12” giclee print on heavy watercolor paper.

Available here

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It’s so bad tho.. I don’t know.

waywardandwanderlust:

heartsandmagic:

Cat doesn’t know what to do with the butterfly that flew on its paw.

I can’t breathe I’m laughing too hard

waywardandwanderlust:

heartsandmagic:

Cat doesn’t know what to do with the butterfly that flew on its paw.

I can’t breathe I’m laughing too hard

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kokilax:

randomizeyourmind:

Rape has become endemic in South Africa, so a medical technician named Sonette Ehlers developed a product that immediately gathered national attention there. Ehlers had never forgotten a rape victim telling her forlornly, “If only I had teeth down there.

Some time afterward, a man came into the hospital where Ehlers works in excruciating pain because his penis was stuck in his pants zipper.

Ehlers merged those images and came up with a product she called Rapex. It resembles a tube, with barbs inside. The woman inserts it like a tampon, with an applicator, and any man who tries to rape the woman impales himself on the barbs and must go to an emergency room to have the Rapex removed.

When critics complained that it was a medieval punishment, Ehlers replied tersely, “A medieval device for a medieval deed.” 

- Half the Sky, Nicholas Kristof

REBLOGGING THIS. x1,000,000,000,000,000,000,000

A medieval device for a medieval deed - yes.

This is perfect

BLESS THIS PERSON

I BOW TO THIS INTENTION

Can we talk about how beautifully this turns rape culture on its head? Instead of “If they weren’t dressed like that they wouldn’t have been raped” THIS IS LITERALLY “IF THEY HADN’T TRIED TO RAPE SOMEONE THEY  WOULDN’T HAVE SPIKES IN THEIR DICK”*

That bold bit~

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egyptianprincess:

qawiya:

moroccanstateofmind:

Breaking News: Minutes ago in the United Nations Human Rights Council meeting, only the USA votes to disregard international law in the Israeli/Palestinian conflict ~ Resolution #S21L1

………fuck the U.S.

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nabyss:

gallifreyglo:

standwithpalestine:

The BBC are a fucking joke. 
(Thanks for the submission.)

Are you fucking kidding me?!

Wtf???

nabyss:

gallifreyglo:

standwithpalestine:

The BBC are a fucking joke. 

(Thanks for the submission.)

Are you fucking kidding me?!

Wtf???

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Asker Anonymous Asks:
Lol wait. Do men really like women squirting that much?
somethingwitty somethingwitty Said:

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lovelyandbrown:

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lovelyandbrown:

presentreign:

lovelyandbrown:

There’s no way I can increase the font on this,

just know I am saying:

YES

in like, size 196 pt font.

We LOVE IT.

out of curiosity, can you explain why? i mean, what’s the appeal? is it the visual manifestation of pleasure?

You know 85% of guys. We’re visual. Goal oriented to a fault. Squirting looks like we hit it so hard/good (because most guys correlate the two) broke you. Like we hit the jackpot. Like we did the ultimate thing.

For a guy who actually appreciates the female orgasm, who lives and dies by it in the bedroom, for a guy who wants nothing more than to be a servant to his woman when he’s in a relationship, for a guy who’s primary objective when we have sex is to surgically, systematically remove your soul out of your body and relieve you of any pressure, stress and everyday frustration…for a guy who wants to look you in your eyes as you roll them back in your head, arch your back and shake until your tense muscles ache and you become lightheaded from hyperventilating and cumming all night…for a guy who likes to lick his lips, surrounding area and fingers clean when he’s done, for guys like me…squirting is a prerequisite to good love. Feel me? ^_^

OH.

WELL

WELL

WELL.

   from now on we gotta fuck niggas who believe like this no exceptions

Systematically remove my soul? I need me one like that, like yesterday

Lmao! My boyfriend actually said that exact phrase the other day about this subject.

The two of y’all need to start teaching classes.

The thing is though, while it’s very possible it takes work to achieve this. A lot cats watch porn and thing if they just ram rod the vag for as long as possible the sheets will  flood.
This is just not the case.
 

Like did you make sure your mate was relaxed? Did you initiate any kind of fore play beyond hitting the typical spots that are pleasing to you? We can only take so many neck, breast kisses before all that get’s raw.  You have a whole body to work with, dont’ get hung up and just eating it and sucking breasts.

Oh…and one more thing, it’s not always going to be a gushing water show like you see on TV. It can dribble leading to wet spot that grows larger over time. It can stream…

For both of you to be sure, make sure the person with the vagina pee’s first. That way when that feeling hits, they will know for sure.

since this seems to be an educational post let me also add. Fact woman do not only have that one screaming pulling of the hair orgasm, Most of us (if a nigga doing right) have multiple orgasms , yes we strive for the octane out of this world feel like your spine is about to pop and your stomach is in knots orgasm , but those small short electric ones are the ones that keep us wet. Those are the ones that let our bodies know this man is hitting the spot right. Also foreplay is everything, we have alot of those so called special spots the also keep us flowing with liquid gold. Eating is not the only thing you guys have to do it keep us flowing like the river damn. 

Bottom line, women weren’t built for us. We were built for you. I tell everyone one of my guy friends, older or younger, if you’re going to engage in intercourse with your partner, you don’t engage in intercourse. You are engaging in the entanglement of each other’s energies, each other’s emotions AND bodies. You have to wear the walls down slow…metaphorically and literally. Women need to be warmed up for optimal love-making/sex/fucking (because the three are VERY different). I don’t even do quickies because I feel like I’m disrespecting the magnificent body of my partner if I don’t get to treat it with the caressing, licking, sucking and biting it deserves. And honestly, guys always be concerned with cumming too fast…well maybe if you 1) ate right, 2) exercised, 3) did your damn kegals, 4) understood the power of GRINDING, HOLDING IT IN, KISSING WHILE INSIDE, OR CHANGING YA DAMN STROKE (angle, speed, depth, force, motion, etc,) and the importance of switching positions based on what you feel/how wet your girl is instead of for your visual pleasure, maybe, just maybe, you’ll get to that hallowed goal.

I am SO GLAD I FOLLOWED YOU.

Just followed whoever I wasn’t following from this magnificent post

Yasssssssss

Yessssss

You are engaging in the entanglement of each other’s energies, each other’s emotions 

At the minimum, close your eyes and feel/follow her energy as it flows throughout her body and spirit. You are the Orchestra Conductor and you need to be able to pay attention and learn how to direct her flow of energy. Know where it is concentrated at all times. If you arent there to experience her and have her experience you then why are you there at all. Every Sexual Occasion should feel like a completely new experience.